da esport bet： Stephen Tudor dons his Santa Claus outfit, feeds Rudolph a carrot, and visits seven clubs to hand out presents managers sorely need this Yuletide.
da fazobetai： Claudio Ranieri – The Golden Book of Fairytales
This classic publication features all the timeless greats from Sleeping Beauty to Puss In Boots and is intended to remind the likeable Italian that happy ever afters are possible.
Leicester’s astonishing season so far has entranced one and all, yet there remains a cynical core who believe that it won’t last. That they will fade. Believe in magic, Claudio.
Manuel Pellegrini – New hamstrings for Vincent Kompany
Since October 2013 Manchester City’s leader and chief motivator has been sidelined through hamstring pulls for 89 days with three separate spells watching from the stands as his team struggles without him.
With the shadow of Pep looming ever larger and a title up for grabs, Pellegrini needs his captain back and orchestrating from the back sooner rather than later.
Guus Hiddink – The Anti-Mourinho Handbook
After a failed stint as Dutch national coach the stern coach with a Korean stadium named after him is presently in talks with Chelsea and potentially sitting on a winning Lotto ticket.
It is simply not possible for the title holders to play any worse than in recent months and whoever takes charge can expect a bounce from the players purely by virtue of not being Jose. This book should help.
Louis Van Gaal – DVD of 100 Greatest Premier League goals
LVG’s sterile and safe approach this term may have nominally kept Manchester United in the title race but his obsession with possession over risk has led to strong criticism from supporters and former players alike. If you believe the reports it’s hardly improved his job security either.
This DVD should be just the ticket and hopefully prove a timely reminder to the spiky 64 year old on just why he got into football in the first place. Its theatre and fun Louis. Remember?
Sam Allardyce – Travel sickness pills
You would expect a side languishing near the foot of the table to have a poor away record but the Mackems’ is startling by any measure. Twenty-one goals have been shipped in thus far – nearly an average of three per game – with a smash-and-grab at Palace their only reward for clocking up untold miles on their trails.
‘Big Sam’ will be determined to make the Stadium of Light a fortress from now until May and hope for Sunderland’s fantastic fans to make a difference. But they equally need to tighten up on their travels.
Tony Pulis – A suit
A twenty-year distinguished career on the touchline for Pulis has garnered promotions, cup final appearances and forging a Premier League identity for Stoke.
So it would be a shame if all we remember on his eventual retirement is a man being dragged backwards through JD Sports.
Arsene Wenger – Jose’s phone number
“Who’s the specialist in failure now b****”
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